GIRLZILLA GORILLA
Girlzilla Gorilla loves eating vanilla
And chocolate banana ice cream.
But when there’s none left, she’s completely bereft
And she screams and she screams and she screams.
Exhausted, her father, decided he’d rather
Concede to Girlzilla each day.
But since he did that, she expanded so fat
That the doctor had something to say,
"This may sound absurd, but I have me a bird
Who knows how to fix your girl ape.”
He opened a door and right there on the floor
Was a goose in a bright yellow cape!
It warbled a song, that was terribly long,
Called “Ice-cream Will Make You Obese.”
Girlzilla just frowned. She bent down to the ground
And gobbled that goose – now deceased.
Copyright © 2012 Stephen W Cahill. All Rights Reserved.
THE HARLEM SKUNKTROTTER
It’s not a surprise when they marginalize
The skunk who signs up to their team.
His terrible stink is so bad that they think
He’s icky beyond the extreme.
But soon there’s a reason, first match of the season,
To drown him with kisses and roses.
This basketball skunk performs dunk after dunk
As the other team squeeze on their noses!
Copyright © 2012 Stephen W Cahill. All Rights Reserved.
The skunk who signs up to their team.
His terrible stink is so bad that they think
He’s icky beyond the extreme.
But soon there’s a reason, first match of the season,
To drown him with kisses and roses.
This basketball skunk performs dunk after dunk
As the other team squeeze on their noses!
Copyright © 2012 Stephen W Cahill. All Rights Reserved.
SO I MARRIED A BLACK WIDOW SPIDER
Appeals from my friends, I admit, I dismissed.
They cried, “She’s the wrong girl for you!”
But once she had kissed me, I couldn’t resist.
My friends were distraught, “Boo-hoo-hoo!”
But listen, dismissal of friendly concern
can often work out for the best.
I’m deeply in love. I’m like hand, she’s like glove.
Plus cockroach is tough to digest…
(Assigned word: "dismissal")
Copyright © 2013 Stephen W Cahill. All Rights Reserved
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