My Chicken's On the Internet
My chicken's on the Internet.
She surfs the web all day.
I've tried to stop her browsing
but, so far, there's just no way.
She jumps up on the mouse
and then she flaps around like mad
to click on every hyperlink
and every pop-up ad.
She plays all sorts of chicken games.
She messages her folks.
She watches chicken videos
and forwards chicken jokes.
She writes a blog for chickens
and she uploads chicken pics.
She visits chicken chat rooms
where she clucks about her chicks.
I wouldn't mind so much
except my keyboard's now a wreck.
She hasn't learned to type yet;
she can only hunt and peck.
© 2009 Kenn Nesbitt. All rights reserved.
I am also posting some books that go along with this "chicken" theme that are wonderful.
1. Chicken Little
2. Chicken Soup for the kids soul
3. Philadelphia Chickens by Sandra Boynton and Michael Ford. This book is written as a family musical and comes with its own CD. The reviews for this book are wonderful.
Don't be chicken. Read on.